Joke of the Day
After spying a beautiful blond walking by a man says to God, "God, why did you make blonde's so beautiful?"
God responded, "So you would love her."
"But God", the man replied, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you."
Daily Brain Bender
Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew. What am I?
The Answer to Yesterday's Useless Riddle: What two five letter English words do not change its pronunciation when four letters are taken away? Answer: Queue and Aitch
Daily Quip
"I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light I start to eat." - Art Donovan